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Hoist the sails and set off for fun nautical gifts based around everyone’s favorite drivers ed flunky, Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob is a beloved character that has stood the test of time. Ever since his inception in the 1990’s he has captured the attention and hearts of fans of all ages. Make the holiday season special for generations with these gifts we compiled.

Spongebob Gridiron Great Bobblehead

Spongebob Steelers Gift

Fans of Spongebob don’t just love Spongebob, they have other interests as well. One possible crossover is football. These NFL-inspired Spongebob bobbleheads are a great mashup of the best of both worlds. With Spongebob donning the uniform of all 32 teams in the league, fans will be able to find the perfect bobblehead for themselves.

Spongebob Squarepants Cuffed Knit Hat

Spongebob Knited Hat

As we are all aware, F is for friends who do stuff together and Patrick and Spongebob are the best of friends. So much so that they are on this hat together. For fans of Spongebob, this hat is a fun and bright option that highlights how much they love the show.

Spongebob Doodlebob Pin

Doodlebob Pin

Doodlebob is one of the most beloved characters from the shows long run even though he only appeared in one episode. His iconic look and voice have stuck with fans and many quote from that episode to this day. This pin is a subtle non-tacky way to show your love for the show. It is super cheap and high quality, perfect to put on a back pack or hat.

Spongebob Diet Dr. Kelp Glass Cup

Diet Dr.Kelp Glass

You can’t eat pizza without your diet Dr. Kelp! This iconic drink from the Whos was one that was constantly referenced in Bikini Bottom and this glass is a unique way to show your love for the show. I find it much more interesting than a mug and also much more subtle.

Spongebob Squarepants Keycap

Spongebob Artisan Custome Keycap

Customer keycaps have taken over in popularity over the last few years and if you are a fan of Spongebob or know someone who is then having one of these is a necessity. This keycap covers the escape key, which is little used, and pairs well with all keycaps. It is a cherry mx key as well which is very high quality so it will match with even high-end keyboards.

Spongebob Modern Wall Art

Spongebob Modern Wall Art

Artwork is one of the most important things to have in your house to liven up your atmosphere, and what better way to show your fandom with this fun bit of art from the show? Squidward’s famous painting is instantly recognizable and a funny way to start conversations.

Spongebob Salty Spitton Bottle Opener

Salty Spitoon Bottle Opener

For adult fans of the show who want a funny way to show their support for the show, I love this Salty Spitton Bottle opener. The Salty Spitton was essentially a bar in the show and this bottle opener brings it to life in a tasteful and subtle way that will be useful at any party.

Spongebob Squarepants Friends Slide Sandals

Spongebob Slides

One of the most beloved aspects of Spongebob is all of his friends. They are a colorful and fun cast and it is hard to think of Spongebob without thinking of them. These slides are a great Spongebob gift because they feature all of those characters in a clean and simple design that can be worn on any casual occasion.

Spongebob Squarepants Mayonnaise T-Shirt

Spongebob Mayonnaise Instrument T-Shirt

“Band Geeks” is one of the most iconic episodes of Spongebob ever. From being featured during the Super Bowl halftime show and all of the Sweet Victory memes it is clear that it is well beloved. This shirt from Fanatics features one of the best jokes from the whole episode and is perfect for fans.

Spongebob Squarepants Kitchen Sponge Drain Dish

Spongebob Kitchen Sink Sponge Holder

Sitting this on the end of your sink to dry out your sponge after use is not only useful but anyone who comes over is bound to ask you about it. This is a funny way to add some life to your kitchen and makes a fantastic gift for fans or a gag gift for a cheap and funny joke.

Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Loser Sticker

Squidward Loser Sticker

If you know someone who likes cars, SpongeBob, and self-deprecating humor than this window sticker is perfect. If features an outline drawing of Squidward and an arrow pointing to him saying he is a loser, possibly indicating that the driver is as well. It’s a funny sticker that will be a great gag gift.

Spongebob Jellyfish Neon Sign

Spongebob Jellyfish Neon Sign

Neon signs have risen in popularity in recent years, many streamers have them in their stream rooms and their pop of color helps to liven up a room at night. This jellyfish neon sign features a fun design and is handmade with an acrylic backing. This will make a great addition to any game room!

Patrick Meme Coasters

Patrick Meme Coasters

Patrick is an iconic character whose expressions have been used in countless iconic meme formats over the last few years. These coasters immortalize that forever and will make a fun addition to any game room or man cave!

Handsome Squidward Headphone Stand

Handsome Squidward Headphone Stand

Another great addition to a game room, this 3-D printed handsome Squidward head is a funny and unique head stand that would fit into chaotic-style game rooms. You could paint it a different color if you want but the filament chosen is a good match for Squidward. Handsome Squidward is an iconic variant and is sure to garner a comment.

Spongebob IJLSA Hooded Sweatshirt

Spongebob Sweatshirt

Spongebob has more iconic moments than most fans can count or remember, but one that stands above the rest is when the crew formed the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances. The superhero parody is something that is well remembered and loved. This hoodie features the silhouettes of the characters when they are suited up. It is a fun design that will be loved by any Spongebob fan. 

Spongebob Big Face Tote Bag

Spongebob Tote Bag

One of the most effective kinds of bags are tote bags. They are easy and comfortable to carry and have some of the largest storage spaces of any kind of bag. This tote bag is one of the best for Spongebob fans as it has all of the qualities of a good tote while proudly displaying Spongebob’s face across the bag.

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Comic White Mug

Mermaid Man and Barnical Boy Mug

Bikini Bottom’s greatest and oldest heroes, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are classic Spongebob characters. This mug is designed in a clean black-and-white comic style and pays homage to the duo while having a matching black-and-white Spongebob logo on the other side.

Greetings From Bikini Bottom T-Shirt

Bikini Bottom T-Shirt

An integral part of the world that Spongebob lives in is the town of Bikini Bottom. It is so full of energy, life, and character that the show rarely adventures outside of the homes of our main characters. Show your love for Spongebob in a unique way with this clean and cool shirt.

Spongebob Personalized Reindeer Hat

Spongebob Reindeer Hat

Spongebob is no stranger to Christmas specials, whether it be episodes or merch and this hat is literally one of a kind. It has a fun reindeer-themed Spongebob on the front with your name embroidered on the back. It is perfect for holiday parties or any time in the winter.

Spongebob “That Smelly Smell” Sign

Spongebob Quote Frame

Fan of the show or not this sign, which features a quote from Mr.Krabs, is a hilarious bathroom sign that makes a great white elephant gift or house warming gift, for those with a sense of humor.

Spongebob Gift FAQ’s

What was Spongebob’s original name?

Before the sea sponge earned his surname, he was known as Spongeboy. The creative team behind the show were forced to change it after a mop company had the copyright for the name.


What year did Spongebob come out?

Spongebob debuted in 1999 on Nickelodeon. 


Is Spongebob still going?

Yes, new episodes of Spongebob are in development and season 15 will debut sometime in 2024.

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